The Second Coming of Christ

Of course I first thought “What a goddamned stud”, but then I realized we’re talking about a two-thousand year interval. That’s the last time Christ came. I began to understand the problem. Fortunately modern science saves the millennia, if only Christ’s address could be found for the Viagra shipment.

Speaking of Christ, those wafers taste pretty salty. “Body of Christ”, my ass… at least his first coming goes a long way. Its no wonder Christians don’t like sex… Christ’s wafers fill those needs.

JESUS CRISPS!

In my experience, the body of Christ is a bit stale.

Now you’re trying too hard, Brian. It works best when you bring in the crazy all subtle-like.