Yesterday, I was in a 16v16 match attacking Gold Rush stage 2. We had three medics: two with Kritzkriegs, one with a normal uber.
The first medic, with a normal uber ready to go, is linked to a Heavy. The match starts, the pair starts moving forward, a Sniper headshots the Heavy, and THEN the Medic blows the Uber, leaving him standing there by himself looking for someone else to uber.
Red sees the Uber and counter with an Uber of their own and charge into Blue’s spawn area. Blue’s other two medics blow their Kritzkrieg charges, which do nothing against the Uber and both medics get chewed up.
Now Red is fortifying their position on the front of the map. They’ve got sentries everywhere, heavies and demos spamming the exits, and snipers in the rear looking to pick people off.
Still, the medics don’t get it. The two of them stick with Kritzkriegs, which give zero survivability against the spam and aren’t going to do anything against the sentries anyway. They build charges, try to move out into the action, and die in a fraction of a second.
The one medic with the ubercharge hangs back, heals people up, gets his charge ready. I’m a demo now and he links with me, and we head down the side left alley, hoping we might be able to get an angle on some of the sentries while ubered. We run out and I wait for the uber, which doesn’t come.
We make it down the alley and I’ll have a clear shot at a giant SG nest inside the house… once I’m ubered. Which still doesn’t come. Now heavies see me and are firing my way. Still no uber. I retreat back into the alley, just in time to watch the medic get backstabbed, never using his uber.
Annoyed, I switch to Medic and start charging an uber. I’m find a demo who’s got a decent score and hope he knows what to do when I give him the uber. We run through the main exit … and he stops on the cart. He’s just standing there, firing grenades at random Red scampering around, missing most of them, but more importantly, making no effort to seek and destroy any sentry guns. The uber runs out and we’re dead .001 seconds later.
Eventually, the match ends, and the cart finishes the round in exactly the same position as where it started, because not a single person on this team has even a lick of common sense.