The Thank You Thread (you don't have to thank me)

Is there some problem with telling the guy, “Hey, unless you’re sharing it with everyone in the office, can you take your bigass case of beer out of the work fridge so other people can actually use it?”

This a million times.

And so today, my world it smiles, your hand in mine, we walk the miles,
Thanks to you it will be done, for you to me are the only one.


Be sure to vigorously shake up the ones you don’t drink.

I know you mean this in a masculine, butch, very muscular adorable.

That would require direct human interaction. Screw that shit, they work in IT. Better to attack from the shadows.

At our office, any and all beer is assumed to be community beer.

Honest thank you to the contracting team who does deliveries for the Sears Outlet at which I work. They brought us a holiday gift of very good chocolate, right on a day full of slashed hours and screaming harpy customers, when many of the associates needed it most.

I have never seen chocolate-covered raisins decimated that fast.

This is exactly what I had hope for this thread! Gratitude with a little snark.

At my office, if we want beer, we have to go off-site and buy it for ourselves.

Fortunately, there’s a liquor store right nearby, but still…

I’m thankful for that, I guess. Makes it easier to grab something on the way home, certainly.