The thread for absurd bigotry

There was a time when I searched for steel. I got all the steel. Just a tremendous amount. I won at steel. It meant more to me than gold or jewels, which I also have a lot of; it’s very classy. And then, and then there was an evolution. Steel is tremendous, I don’t want to knock steel. But flesh is very much stronger. Look around you. Look at all these people now. I’m a very inclusive person. See that woman? On the rock? She’s a very beautiful woman. Just gorgeous. Come here! Yeah, you!

See, I’m very persuasive. I know how to make a better deal, and that very beautiful woman decided to jump off that cliff. That’s the kind of strength I have. It’s very strong. That’s power. That’s strength one, two and three. So I don’t want to knock Weak Steel, but it’s just ridiculous how weak it is compared to flesh. Just ridiculous.