6-22-2003: Mach Five posts to his diary
10-16-2003: Mach Five threatens to side suto Chet.
Will you be able to install it when I hear the clitter-clatter on my keyboard, leap out of my bed, and throw a side suto into your windpipe?
The thread then switches from a discussion of Windows XP to a discussion about Side Sutos. Many years pass. Side Suto jokes are made on QT3. Then…
4-13-07: Joel Johnson, QT3 Denizen, uses it in blog post
The rest of the children at the dojo never forgot the time Chuckie was exploded by the upside-down side suto. At least until ice cream sandwich time!
4-30-07: Wired uses it to talk about gadgets, but that’s Rob Beschizza, another known QT3 denizen
Take the iPhone. Right in the balls. Yes, you’re the handset industry. Now, pick yourself up off the floor and get to work. How are you going to beat Cupertino’s cellular side-suto?
7-25-07: Joel uses side suto again!
Most guys who complain about not being able to cook imply that they don’t have enough time to make the magic happen, resorting to PB&J or, time-permiting, pan-fried PB&J. This new list of 101 simple recipes from the Times should side-suto those…
9-25-07: Crazy guy talks about mops
I’ve also broken a mop in two… twice! Mind you not wielding as a weapon or practicing side-suto on it, but both times using it as intended… i.e mopping the floor…
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However, there haven’t been any side-suto sightings in the wild for a while. I worry the world will never truly understand the deadliness of a side-suto.