The Ultimate Scottish Humiliation

Just cause I saw this on the BBC’s front page today, and I can’t think of a more humiliating headline for Scotland. “Sperm imported to meet shortage.”

And it’s English sperm to boot! Bloody hell!

I thought the ultimate Scottish humiliation was being caught wearing underwear under the kilt, or making a wincy face when knocking back Scotch.

The Bay City Rollers were the ultimate Scottish humiliation.