The Picard facepalm meme has never been more appropriate. The level of stupidity these guys demonstrate almost causes me physical pain.

This can’t hit the balloon:

But surely this can:

According to the news right now, the balloon can maneuver.

China says it’s a weather device gotten loose.

The US won’t shoot it down due to damage to civilian property and lives. But they might shoot it down over the ocean and retrieve the payload.

Edit: It seems that they only have a short window to shoot it down in our territorial waters. Once it’s over international waters it could be seen as a provocation. Whatever that means.

I, for one, welcome our new balloon overlord.

Quisling!

Is the weather balloon why it’s so unusually cold right now?

Weather CONTROL balloon!

I feel like if human civilization is wiped from the earth, and the only thing left for future aliens to find when they land on this rock is that clip of the dramatic prairie dog, that’ll be ok.

This is my favorite.

Yes, some bird shot will take that down.

Mr. President, we must not allow a spy balloon gap!

Where are America’s spy balloons? All this military funding and zero balloon investments!

Only 97 left to go.

Only in the English version they are “Red” balloons.

Spionballons doesn’t scan.

Is this a…ballooning crisis? Or is all just hot air? I just hope it doesn’t blow up.

Eh, it’ll blow over.

They downed the balloon, without saying how. Hope there weren’t any aeronauts up there, because they aren’t up there any longer.

U.S. military downs Chinese balloon over Atlantic Ocean

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2023/02/04/chinese-balloon-shoot-down/

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