The War on Space is about to begin

We will bring democracy to space. And freedom.

By the barrel.

[complex carbohydrates found emitting from stars]

Why such a misleading post and title? How would you expect anyone who is interested in this sort of thing to know they should click through, except by accident? Maybe I don’t get it?

That’s because you’re not aware of the terrible secret of space, because you’re just a jellyfish.

Yeah, I have to admit, this is a terrible way to frame the linked story (which is actually pretty cool).

Sorry, I thought it was funny :)

Yeah, different strokes and all that.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure this means one day the universe will eat us.