Finished Blood & Wine. It’s incredible that something this good can be just casually released as DLC. Great characters, some truly memorable story lines, and just amazing attention to detail all around. My favorite example of the latter was in the Land of the Thousand Fables.
Land of the Thousand Fables
After having collected all the magic beans and having been thoroughly impressed by the area, I decided to fully explore it. We pass by Thumbelina’s village (“wait, the perspective on this doesn’t make sense somehow… ooh, it’s miniatures”). I go to have a closer look, and walk through the village, try to talk to Thumbelina, admire the way the 4 inch doors are interactable objects but locked, etc. Ok, enough dilly-dallying. Suddenly Syanna yells something like “Why did you step on Thumbelina? She was my favorite storybook character!”. Geralt stops, lifts up his foot, wipes the bottom of the boot, and carries on walking. I couldn’t stop laughing for several minutes.
Even though this area wasn’t part of any quest, and there was no real reason for anyone to actually enter it rather than just walk past, they went the extra mile of figuring out something interesting that could happen there, and then didn’t stop at making it a one line joke but went all the way with a custom animation etc.
The final boss was, as usual for Witcher 3, not great. I actually dropped down two difficulty levels after a few attempts just since I didn’t want to deal with the bullshit of a ranged attack that one-shot kills even with a Quen up, and which seems to not be dodgeable. Maybe I’m wrong on the latter part, but taking a few minutes to get one shot at practicing the dodge was not fun.
I got the bad ending, credits rolled, and was going to leave it at that since the thought of continuing play in that world was a bit too depressing. But hey, I should at least go and see exactly what gadget was left as a final reward at my Vineyard. A much more satisfying conclusion… I think it’s time for some alternate ending Youtubing!