The World's greatest website

…is here.Totally sweet!

Welcome to last year.

What can I say?I’m not on the cutting edge of hip anymore.Freaking hilarious site.

Not only are you out of date, but Pirates are better than Ninjas, though I do have to recalculate for the addition of Robots and Zombies.

I KISS YOU!

Did you just get the Internet yesterday?

Still no love for cowboys? I mean, cowboys took on dinosaurs! I’d like to see ninjas or pirates (even zombie pirates) do that!