The XBOX One

I heard good things about the first one but I bounced right off of it. The promo for 2 shows a regular human instead of the superdeformed cartoony “fun” art style that I kind of found offputting. If I don’t like the art I don’t usually stick around.

Streets of Rage looks like shit.

If you didn’t learn to love that 16-bit style back in the day, good luck liking it now. Unlike regular old tube TVs, HD screens really expose these types of games’ shortcomings