The XBOX One

its quite square

uh oh, cloud powered = always online??

doh, ninja’d

God damn that’s ugly. It’s like an ultra cheap HTPC case.

A fella could really injure himself on those corners! I like it!

-Tom

No place for red ring on front it seems

Next up: XBox Two.

Cloud! Everything in the cloud! Wooo!

it projects the RROD on your wall

kinect demo is the first thing they show…

Wow that is industrial looking. Like it belongs on a factory floor.

It can turn on my TV??? Great Scott! I don’t have any other way to do that!

Way to go, press, applauding a dude turning on his 360.

-Tom

It wants to Borg my living room!

dude seems nervous

Trending. DO NOT WANT.

No ads, I call BULLSHOT.

They should rename all the ir games to “____ One”

Halo One
Forza One
Fable One

He was watching inappropriate videos earlier. He’s worried he’s going to show those off by accident.

XBOX GO HOME

XBox: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.