The Zeropunctuation thread

Rimbo · 2009-02-19T12:58:45.000Z

one of us, one of us!

Jazar · 2009-02-19T13:00:28.000Z

bahimiron:

IMDB is worse.

No, wait. I’d take IMDB idiots and shrieking YouTube dysfunctionals any day over the aspies who seem to run Wikipedia.

cough Gamefaqs cough

ZekeDMS · 2009-02-19T19:20:20.000Z

Gooble gobble gooble gobble!

Sorry, but YouTube is by far the worst comments on the internet. IMDB, Wikipedia, and Gamefaqs have a lot of dysfunctionals, but they’re dysfunctionals with a hobby of some sort.

YouTube draws every idiot from the internet into the comments section.

wumpus · 2009-02-19T19:31:08.000Z

YOUTUBE COMMENT FIGHT!

John_Sansker · 2009-02-20T00:33:06.000Z

wumpus:

YOUTUBE COMMENT FIGHT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwbeddZ9aKI

2 minutes and 47 seconds of my life I’ll never get back, thanks fucker.

countzero · 2009-02-20T03:14:20.000Z

Not as good as the Youtube comment fight, but still a nice try:

WarrenM · 2009-02-20T03:36:12.000Z

That was surprisingly good. White girls rapping. Who knew?!

Rock8man · 2009-02-20T03:51:24.000Z

countzero:

Not as good as the Youtube comment fight, but still a nice try:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tt-WIdmCVQ

That was excellent. Almost a Weird Al caliber parody, I’d say.

Scrax · 2009-02-25T09:36:11.000Z

The Escapist

Zero Punctuation : Fear 2

Bullet time, scary little girls and quick time events. What's not to love about this week's Zero Punctuation review of Fear 2?

Fear 2

Rock8man · 2009-02-25T10:16:39.000Z

Heehee, I loved the visuals.

Drawing of little girl holding a teddy bear: I love you daddy.
Drawing of man in hat with big syringe: Bend over.

Man in hat trying to feed nuclear bomb a cheeseburger: Fucking eat it.

BobJustBob · 2009-02-25T12:57:58.000Z

I support his anti-sequel ideas and would like them to be codified into law.

Also, who says he’s not a reviewer? “Fear 2 is a sequel to Fear 1 in the same way that Friday the 13th part 4 is a sequel to Friday the 13th part 3.” That’s everything you need to know about the game.

Roy_Ziegler · 2009-02-25T13:11:18.000Z

BobJustBob:

I support his anti-sequel ideas and would like them to be codified into law.

I haven’t watched this review, but didn’t he make two sequels to his crappy adventure game?

Jason_McCullough · 2009-02-25T13:17:04.000Z

You should totally mail him that and post the response here.

Roy_Ziegler · 2009-02-25T13:21:31.000Z

Oh, I forgot, he also made a spin-off of it, too.

psu_13 · 2009-02-25T13:22:27.000Z

Without sequels the density of crappy original games would just go up and you would not have the occasional really good sequel to fall back on when you get really bored.

MattKeil · 2009-02-25T13:44:14.000Z

“We too would like some crisps” got me.

red_guy · 2009-02-25T13:52:35.000Z

Why do birds suddenly appear
Everytime you are near

SpookyKG · 2009-02-25T14:22:07.000Z

red guy:

Why do birds suddenly appear
Everytime you are near

Oh my gosh, you read that TOO?! /sarcasm

foogla · 2009-02-26T02:59:19.000Z

whats that supposed to mean?

Anders_Hallin · 2009-02-26T03:28:38.000Z

Drastic:

Skate 2 had an additional minigame that no reviewer mentioned. That minigame involves getting EA support to finally fix whatever obscure EA account problem is refusing you the ability to connect, and is played by having a minimum of seven work days’ exchanges of mostly the same pattern but with variation. The EA support scripts I was playing against once pulled ahead in the scoring by copy-pasting in completely inapplicable troubleshooting steps for Madden NHL, which gave a rush of victory as I managed to stick the exact sequence of tricks needed to finally power through to someone in level 2 support, who finally immediately fixed the problem.

The important thing here is: did they make you play the Facebreaker demo?