The only criticism is that it comes on 14 dvds.

Because if one of them is brunette, you have to start all over again.

Brilliant.

I’m having trouble following ZP anymore. It almost gives me a headache to have to follow along. I think the ZP shtick is done for me.

This one is a work of genius. Had me laughing all the way through.

Wendelius

Even if Duke Nukem Forever did get released, that review would still be relevant.

This is why I think it would be cool to be a game reviewer. You get to play games before they are released, and in this case games that might never even make it that far.

This guy is lucky.

That’s also why it sucks to be a game reviewer. You have to play games before they are released, even when they should never make it that far.

Not one of my favorites, actually. Smacked too much of an SNL skit for my taste.

You’re going to have to be more specific than that.

This week:
Bionic Commando

“Aids infected needles”

Good form on that one.

The letter of the week is awesome.

Letter of the week!

I hate pepsi too.

…and once again it won’t load for me.

Edit: I never thought I’d say ‘hooray IE’, but hooray IE.

Yeah, had the same “boss fight” quizzical eyebrow moment and radiation hate too.

Letter of the Week tops it all.

This week: Infamous

Giant trash robots built by psychic super-hobos

Bahahahah