The Zeropunctuation thread

Bahimiron · 2009-07-04T08:54:17.000Z

I don’t think that anyone here is at all disappointed or even surprised to discover that you fail to get something, Rob.

Though I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that we are surprised that you spelled ‘misogyny’ correctly. So rah on that.

Not that you’ll see this. Must be someone on my ignore list indeed, my friend!

Jose_Liz · 2009-07-04T09:00:49.000Z

Lizard_King:

An angel dies. Sometimes they land on my windshield and I would like it to stop.

You should be a poet

Ryslin · 2009-07-04T09:32:23.000Z

I often wonder if any of you read the end of his little episodes, now I know that most do not.

Rob_Merritt · 2009-07-04T10:05:52.000Z

Ryslin:

I often wonder if any of you read the end of his little episodes, now I know that most do not.

I do. Off the top of my head he mentions something about never being with a woman again, which was sad. It reinforced that this ZeroP had more to do with his personal issues and had little to do with Sims 3.

Cubit · 2009-07-04T10:22:58.000Z

Rob_Merritt:

I do. Off the top of my head he mentions something about never being with a woman again, which was sad. It reinforced that this ZeroP had more to do with his personal issues and had little to do with Sims 3.

Oh come on, its a joke! ZP is a jokey way to review games! Why are we reading so much into this?

BobJustBob · 2009-07-04T10:25:05.000Z

Cubit:

Oh come on, its a joke! ZP is a jokey way to review games! Why are we reading so much into this?

It has to do with Rob’s personal issues and little to do with Yahtzee.

Rob_Merritt · 2009-07-04T10:31:11.000Z

Cubit:

Oh come on, its a joke! ZP is a jokey way to review games! Why are we reading so much into this?

Not really. I was just expecting something funny about Sims 3.

BobJustBob:

It has to do with Rob’s personal issues and little to do with Yahtzee.

I’m not even the first person to bring it up in this thread and comments at escapist are mentioning the same thing so fuck off.

Jose_Liz · 2009-07-04T11:40:06.000Z

Them’s fighting words.

Roy_Ziegler · 2009-07-04T15:52:51.000Z

Rob_Merritt:

I do. Off the top of my head he mentions something about never being with a woman again, which was sad. It reinforced that this ZeroP had more to do with his personal issues and had little to do with Sims 3.

I saw that shit TV pilot he did and he looked incredibly creepy. Like, serial killer creepy. Something about his stare. I’d be really surprised if he didn’t have issues with women, or if he even had women in his life to have issues with.

Bahimiron · 2009-07-04T17:55:11.000Z

BobJustBob:

It has to do with Rob’s personal issues and little to do with Yahtzee.

Yahtzee is pro-spanking?

Rob_Merritt · 2009-07-04T19:19:06.000Z

Roy Ziegler:

I saw that shit TV pilot he did and he looked incredibly creepy. Like, serial killer creepy. Something about his stare. I’d be really surprised if he didn’t have issues with women, or if he even had women in his life to have issues with.

haha… I forgot about that. On his G4 appearance he looked somewhat normal but man, that pilot show, total creepsville.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2009-07-05T01:32:32.000Z

Rob_Merritt:

haha… I forgot about that. On his G4 appearance he looked somewhat normal but man, that pilot show, total creepsville.

MattKeil · 2009-07-05T01:40:22.000Z

Well, I’m not getting in that van!

Adree · 2009-07-05T03:04:05.000Z

What about this van?

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MattKeil · 2009-07-05T11:30:50.000Z

I’ll get in that one before I get in this one.

Foxstab · 2009-07-05T12:26:04.000Z

Rob_Merritt:

I lied.

Fixed.

“I apologize for saying that EA are evil; I of course meant to say that they are the physical manifestation of all of collective mankind’s sins”
Yahtzee is a goddamn poet.

So, Rodvik, how’re you gonna respond to them fightin’ words?

Drastic · 2009-07-05T12:57:18.000Z

While I agree that the Infamous tiebreaker was the close but clear winner, they missed taking a strong margin by not having Mercer’s unicorn actually extruded from his arm.

Rob_Merritt · 2009-07-05T12:58:43.000Z

Foxstab:

Fixed.

I did not say anywhere ever that I would not post in this thread again and I certainly did not promise or swear. Certainly not to anyone here on this forum. I wrote “Refuse to watch it until they change the music.” I gave up after a year and watched a single episode. You could say I gave up or gave in but I did not lie.

Foxstab:

“I apologize for saying that EA are evil; I of course meant to say that they are the physical manifestation of all of collective mankind’s sins”

The most annoying thing about his video is related to this. He looks at a game that took 8 years to develop and cost $300 (Sims 2) and expects a game that took 2-3 years to develop and cost $50 to have the same amount of content (Sims 3). To my knowledge he has never held other sequels to the same measure.

MattKeil · 2009-07-05T13:44:16.000Z

Rob_Merritt:

I did not say anywhere ever that I would not post in this thread again and I certainly did not promise or swear. Certainly not to anyone here on this forum. I wrote “Refuse to watch it until they change the music.” I gave up after a year and watched a single episode. You could say I gave up or gave in but I did not lie.

How so? You said you refused to watch it until they changed the music. They did not change the music, yet you watched. How is that not a lie?

Adree · 2009-07-05T13:52:36.000Z

Rob_Merritt:

The most annoying thing about his video is related to this. He looks at a game that took 8 years to develop and cost $300 (Sims 2) and expects a game that took 2-3 years to develop and cost $50 to have the same amount of content (Sims 3). To my knowledge he has never held other sequels to the same measure.

You must have missed the lines where he stated there are less items, less hairstyles, etc from the base release.