The Zeropunctuation thread

[Equis]

Can he do all his reviews in limerick form from now on?

[Miramon]

Yeah, a couple of really bad ones, and his interest in the reading apparently sort of flagged in the middle when he fell into a low monotone seemingly recorded too far from the mike, but most of them are actually not bad, and he came on strong for the ending.

[Foxstab]

Lost Vikings, what a wonderful game that was.

Was there ever any side-scrolling puzzle-game that even came close to its awesomeness?

Norse By Norse-West was such a disappointment.
Kind of like the great fun Halloween Harry/Alien Carnage and then its blam of a sequel. Though, in matters of level design, the former was definitely getting on my nerves at times.

In a different subject: Was the TF2 sniper based upon Yahtzee?

[Union_Carbide]

In a different subject: Was the TF2 sniper based upon Yahtzee?

No, for Yahtzee is British, while the TF2 sniper is Australian.

[CLWheeljack]

In a different subject: Was the TF2 sniper based upon Yahtzee?

Also, totally different hat. You non-hat wearing young’uns might not know the difference, but I do.

[schurem]

this man has most surely elevated art critique in a medium that is renowned for its utter artlessness to art itself. bravo! <clapclap>

[Charles]

Best part of that one was when he said Arkham Asylum is next week.

[Foxstab]

Also, totally different hat. You non-hat wearing young’uns might not know the difference, but I do.

I actually wear a JR’s Collection type hat.

Also, since certain someone has a problem with Podunk, how about we change ZP intro theme to one of Purple Motion’s?

[Ben_Sones]

“(and Protestants).”

[BobJustBob]

Batman is nothing if not a low-hanging fruit.

[Alan_Au]

This week: Batman Arkham Asylum

• Alan

[Rob_Merritt]

I would love to see him go back and try to play Batman:Dark Tomorrow.

[Cobra]

This week: Beatles Rock Band and Guitar Hero 5

[WarrenM]

His parting line there made me think … IS there anyone out there who actually has played Rock Band : Beatles with multiple microphones?

[CLWheeljack]

His parting line there made me think … IS there anyone out there who actually has played Rock Band : Beatles with multiple microphones?

Yes.5

[MattKeil]

His parting line there made me think … IS there anyone out there who actually has played Rock Band : Beatles with multiple microphones?

I personally know over two dozen, and not just game journalists.

[zengonzo]

Wow, I don’t think I’ve even spoken to two dozen different people since that came out.

[Rock8man]

Yahtzee 5-starred all the guitar songs on Expert in Beatles: Rock Band? I’m very impressed. I did it for Hard, but Expert has some really tough sections that I wasn’t expecting.

Loved the image of the kid saying “Feed us Daddy”.

[BobJustBob]

I’ve been slacking off on the Extra Punctuation things, so I caught up.

Someone make this game:

Think of an entire futuristic city with enemies packed into every inch. Think of a city like the one in GTA4, brightened up a tad and with every vehicle and pedestrian replaced with a zombie biker. Think of you in the middle of it armed with weapons like a scaled-up version of the line gun from Dead Space. Picture the weapon as it delivers a twenty-foot-wide laser that sweeps through an oncoming crowd of bads, effortlessly separating their top halves from their bottom halves and sending them flying skywards like caps on graduation day. Think of climbing to the top of the highest building and seeing the streets swarming below you. Think of being armed with carpet bombs. Now think of my huge throbbing stiffy.

[LesJarvis]

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