The Zeropunctuation thread

Zylon · 2009-12-20T08:27:03.000Z

Foxstab:

I’m all for entertaining and catering to the crowd.

So what do you do when the crowd wants you to shut up and go away?

MattKeil · 2009-12-20T10:13:39.000Z

Zylon:

So what do you do when the crowd wants you to shut up and go away?

Judging by his choice of .gif, hopefully exit, stage left.

Jarmo · 2009-12-30T11:25:13.000Z

Today Croshaw reviews Saboteur.

Zylon · 2009-12-30T11:44:15.000Z

I swear I can hear that goddamn Escapist “HA!” even with the speakers unplugged.

WarrenM · 2009-12-30T12:59:39.000Z

I swear I can hear that goddamn Escapist “HA!” even with the speakers unplugged.

I hate that. :)

Cobra · 2009-12-30T13:14:05.000Z

Guitar Hero: Return of the Nazis?

MattKeil · 2009-12-31T01:41:56.000Z

“cats-in-pants annoying.” Heh.

scharmers · 2009-12-31T12:44:54.000Z

Yawnsville again. But the drawing in the end credits of the Nazi monster nom nom noming the dynamite made me larf.

Kyle_Wilson · 2010-01-06T12:05:19.000Z

Awards for 2009

If I wasn’t sick of that damn guitar riff before, I sure as hell am now.

Rob_Merritt · 2010-01-06T12:28:47.000Z

Yeah hate the music still (sorry, I may agree that one day Daredevil was crap but I will never change my mind about that music) Can’t argue with any of his awards.

Scrax · 2010-01-06T12:38:41.000Z

Legs made out of racism. :)

Rimbo · 2010-01-06T15:19:05.000Z

i will never, ever tire of the guitar riff

i actually get disappointed when i go re-watch his old reviews and don’t hear it

Foxstab · 2010-01-10T08:36:10.000Z

“Well done, you miserable old fuck.”

Rimbo:

i will never, ever tire of the guitar riff

i actually get disappointed when i go re-watch his old reviews and don’t hear it

Same.

theblackw0lf · 2010-01-13T10:12:10.000Z

This week Yahtzee reviews Torchlight

mystery · 2010-01-13T10:21:21.000Z

theblackw0lf:

This week Yahtzee reviews Torchlight

Criticisms that seem oddly out of place? check. Not actually reading the manual before playing the game, and then blaming the game when you do things wrong? check. Generalisms used to fill in space at the end of the review to further criticize the game? check.

I’m wondering if this review wasn’t snarky simply because someone told him that snarky brings more clicks.

BrianRubin · 2010-01-13T10:21:33.000Z

theblackw0lf:

This week Yahtzee reviews Torchlight

Ouuuuch. While I love Torchlight, I can’t actually disagree with any of his points.

BobJustBob · 2010-01-13T10:22:34.000Z

mystery:

I’m wondering if this review wasn’t snarky simply because someone told him that snarky brings more clicks.

If by “this review” you mean “every review” then I would say almost certainly yes. But was it funny? Why yes it was.

Charles · 2010-01-13T10:28:02.000Z

mystery:

Criticisms that seem oddly out of place? check. Not actually reading the manual before playing the game, and then blaming the game when you do things wrong? check. Generalisms used to fill in space at the end of the review to further criticize the game? check.

I’m wondering if this review wasn’t snarky simply because someone told him that snarky brings more clicks.

Ehh. His review is still accurate, however.

Quitch · 2010-01-13T10:29:01.000Z

I loved seeing all those little GUPIs getting killed in various ways and looking surprised about it :)

Union_Carbide · 2010-01-13T10:37:03.000Z

mystery:

check. check. check.

Pissy because this week he picked a game you liked? Check. :)