The Zeropunctuation thread

Jarmo · 2010-01-21T04:06:52.000Z

Imagine Croshaw reviewing Liefeld. I think our ears would melt off.

Foxstab · 2010-01-21T06:32:05.000Z

Imagine Nostalgia Critic reviewing ZP in ten years.

“I don’t know whether to laugh at it or have it sectioned.”

Jarmo · 2010-01-21T09:38:59.000Z

Nope. Smart snark with actual thought behind it is timeless. Bad art got old before it was printed.

Quitch · 2010-01-21T13:35:35.000Z

This week was very funny. Thumbs up.

That is all.

Not_One_Of_Us · 2010-01-27T12:30:45.000Z

This week, Bayonetta.

Charles · 2010-01-27T13:02:40.000Z

Oh wow, that was one of the funniest ones in ages.

Tankero · 2010-01-27T13:08:50.000Z

Beeeheheheheheeee

That is all.

McKnight · 2010-01-27T13:11:09.000Z

One of his better videos, still doesn’t come close to the awsomeness that was “I am a monster truck that walks like a man” from last week.

Although the pickle bit at the end did make me crack up a little

Foxstab · 2010-01-28T12:49:14.000Z

AAAAUGHA!

Fugitive · 2010-02-03T09:02:07.000Z

This week: Dark Void

BrianRubin · 2010-02-03T09:10:14.000Z

Wow, that was harsh.

Rock8man · 2010-02-03T09:34:10.000Z

Huh. Wasn’t expecting such a positive review. First Jeff what-his-face in GiantBomb podcast, and now this. Apparently the game is actually good (in parts). I guess maybe it’s worth looking into as a bargain title after all.

zengonzo · 2010-02-03T09:59:24.000Z

It’s a rental. The flying can be fun. They spend too much time not letting you fly.

idrisz · 2010-02-03T10:33:03.000Z

zengonzo:

It’s a rental. The flying can be fun. They spend too much time not letting you fly.

That sounds like AION!!!

BobJustBob · 2010-02-03T10:53:46.000Z

“Dark Void started off pretty rocky but between the rocks I spotted something beautiful with a cleavage that could hold up a fucking Christmas tree but once I’d caught up with it and we’d started making out all its teeth fell out into my mouth and it gave me scurvy.”

Jarmo · 2010-02-03T11:01:47.000Z

It’s been a while since an episode made me actually laugh but the Julia Roberts bit did.

Rimbo · 2010-02-03T13:43:25.000Z

The very last line got me. It was one of those where by the time I figured out what he’d done, the credits were already going. :)

MattKeil · 2010-02-03T14:33:01.000Z

“But like a glass of milk with a spider in it, toward the end it all goes horribly wrong.”

Awesome.

Also I have reached the point where I fervently hope whoever recorded the Escapist “HA!” never laughs again.

Foxstab · 2010-02-04T19:11:55.000Z

MattKeil:

Also I have reached the point where I fervently hope whoever recorded the Escapist “HA!” never laughs again.

Lets send Ninja Jesus to rip his vocal cords!

Jarmo · 2010-02-10T10:19:27.000Z

Today, Borderlands.