The Zeropunctuation thread

MattKeil · 2011-07-06T11:31:34.000Z

I cannot for the life of me figure out what someone would consider “spoilery” in that review, unless you think the basic premise of the game or the fact that it ends with a boss fight are spoilers.

Derek_French · 2011-07-06T13:23:20.000Z

Did that latest video sound different to you? It didn’t sound as tinny. Like it was recorded in a studio as opposed to the shower. Or something.

MattKeil · 2011-07-06T13:40:22.000Z

As Zylon said, he’s clearly suffering from a sore throat or a cold. Probably recorded on home equipment or something, plus he sounds weird anyway due to illness.

Quitch · 2011-07-06T14:53:09.000Z

MattKeil:

I cannot for the life of me figure out what someone would consider “spoilery” in that review, unless you think the basic premise of the game or the fact that it ends with a boss fight are spoilers.

If you can’t figure out what the spoilers are then is posting content from the review in this thread really the best strategy?

JM1 · 2011-07-06T14:54:51.000Z

Allow me to bring my vast experience from the Game of Thrones thread into play: THIS CONVERSATION WILL NOT END WELL.

:)

MattKeil · 2011-07-06T15:55:42.000Z

Quitch:

If you can’t figure out what the spoilers are then is posting content from the review in this thread really the best strategy?

Since the only way anyone could consider what I posted to be spoilers is if they were completely out of their tree, I’m willing to stand by it.

There are no spoilers in that review. Zero.

Hugin · 2011-07-06T18:22:24.000Z

MattKeil:

Since the only way anyone could consider what I posted to be spoilers is if they were completely out of their tree, I’m willing to stand by it.

There are no spoilers in that review. Zero.

I suppose a person who was not insane might consider one early bit of the review spoilery. It’s also something I assume you’d know within about ten minutes of starting the game. Not a secret or a plot point. Otherwise, no, there’s no spoilers I could see.

Fugitive · 2011-07-13T09:44:10.000Z

Shadows Of The Damned!

Rock8man · 2011-07-13T11:48:55.000Z

Interesting. Now I’m mildly interested in Shadows of the Damned for the first time.

Wade42 · 2011-07-20T10:24:59.000Z

This week: FthreeAR.

Rock8man · 2011-07-20T10:40:54.000Z

Nice. Another positive review.

Funniest visual in that review: The visualization of a nonsense planet.

Quitch · 2011-07-21T13:32:41.000Z

I hadn’t noticed his point about the box art. That’s pretty cool :)

Jason_McCullough · 2011-07-27T11:07:18.000Z

Wait a minute, I’m bumping this?

Zelda: whatever whatever.

Scotch_Lufkin · 2011-07-27T11:50:02.000Z

Sounds about right. Super glad I skipped the 3DS so far.

razarok · 2011-07-27T11:53:38.000Z

BleedTheFreak:

Sounds about right. Super glad I skipped the 3DS so far.

Same here. It’s really odd that the only two games I would be looking forward to somewhat are remakes (tales of the abyss and devil survivor).

Dufresne · 2011-07-27T12:07:42.000Z

That’s the first ZP in a while that’s actually made me have to pause it because I was laughing so hard.

“Fuck me, it’s cold in here.”

That’s a fantastic side effect of such a naming convention that I wouldn’t have predicted.

Spect · 2011-07-27T15:23:21.000Z

This one is hilarious. Even the end credits blub:

“Two in the Pink. One in the Link.”

Jason_McCullough · 2011-07-27T15:26:11.000Z

That one time I named my RPG character Protagonist was a comedy gold mine.

Hawkeye_Fierce · 2011-07-27T15:26:52.000Z

My roommate once named his version of Link “Zelda.” Which got really damn confusing once Zelda actually showed up.

scharmers · 2011-07-27T15:44:46.000Z

Dufresne:

That’s the first ZP in a while that’s actually made me have to pause it because I was laughing so hard.

“Fuck me, it’s cold in here.”

That’s a fantastic side effect of such a naming convention that I wouldn’t have predicted.

That got the only LOL out of me for this one as well.