The Zeropunctuation thread

Rimbo · 2008-07-14T16:33:53.000Z

LeSquide:

This is the internet.

Which isn’t to say that isn’t the case, but that there are better dikes to stick your finger in.

Rob_Merritt · 2008-07-14T16:45:46.000Z

No you don’t, look at Ellen! No hand!

LeSquide · 2008-07-14T16:57:23.000Z

Rimbo:

See? See what I mean?

Mordrak · 2008-07-14T17:05:23.000Z

More than likely he’s making so much money from ZP, that the column isn’t worth it. He also said he wants to get into development, so I predict (where’s my blog?) that he will eventually quit that too and end up at somewhere like Valve.

They already started wooing him with a free trip and visiting with other humorists.

Tankero · 2008-07-14T17:05:33.000Z

Jeeech.

Comstar · 2008-07-14T18:11:56.000Z

So I guess that means he’ll help write the script for Portal 2?

Niclas · 2008-07-14T18:23:34.000Z

Comstar:

So I guess that means he’ll help write the script for Portal 2?

Or voice it to boot.

John_Sansker · 2008-07-15T23:53:57.000Z

Niclas:

Or voice it to boot.

Aieeeee.
Can’t imagine GLADoS talking that fast in that voice.

CSL · 2008-07-15T23:58:50.000Z

John Sansker:

Aieeeee.
Can’t imagine GLADoS talking that fast in that voice.

Why wouldn’t we be confronting another homocidal AI?

zengonzo · 2008-07-16T04:05:01.000Z

Because that bitch is still alive.

Niclas · 2008-07-16T05:30:27.000Z

zengonzo:

Because that bitch is still alive.

… in the exclusive XBLA game, yes. PC gets dick. :P

WarrenM · 2008-07-16T05:31:56.000Z

PC gets dick.

The good news is - there’s plenty of it!

Scrax · 2008-07-16T09:05:49.000Z

Zero Punctuation presents: Alone in the Dark.

The Escapist

Zero Punctuation : Alone in the Dark

Yahtzee reviews Alone in the Dark while surprisingly neither alone nor in the dark.

One of the better reviews in my opinion.

I rather enjoy Terry and Gonad…and the response to not finishing the game.

“No,” I replied, “No I do not. I reject your stupid fucking arbitrary gameplay lengthening World of Warcraft grind fest, and I’m sick of putting up with your bullshit.”

Drastic · 2008-07-16T09:36:04.000Z

When someone serves you a dead dog for lunch, you don’t stick around for the pudding.

ducker · 2008-07-16T09:44:17.000Z

found it to be quite boring - perhaps it’s because I haven’t played any of them since the very first.

Rimbo · 2008-07-16T10:22:06.000Z

“so has the music grown on you yet”

Lots of great little jokes in this one. I expect we’ll see The Adventures of Terry and Gonad again.

Tankero · 2008-07-16T10:25:03.000Z

Rimbo:

I expect we’ll see The Adventures of Terry and Gonad again.

I don’t think they’ll be as recurring as the imp; few games have brilliant ideas with ass-first implementation.

Rob_Merritt · 2008-07-16T10:28:22.000Z

Rimbo:

“so has the music grown on you yet”

I’m not going there because of the music. No offense to the artist, but I found those music clips were a huge draw for me and the review, I just don’t care about as much.

Zylon · 2008-07-16T10:30:32.000Z

Well I thought it was funny.

But mostly I’m concerned that the Fallout 3 thread seems to be broken.

madkevin · 2008-07-16T10:36:03.000Z

Yeah, that’s weird about the Fallout thread. I think it finally committed suicide.