victory is life. that is the order of things.
the order of things was apparently:
hahahabonk (alpha), Jim Hoffman (beta), Balasarius (gamma).
mag rose as delta
russellmz00 as epsilon
john rlongname as whatever is f
patrick as the one after that
lazy shiftless bastard as next
…and then i got the needle
you know how i claimed i missed voting on jim and bal because of work? THAT WAS TRUE.
i was a fairly bad thing in that i found it hard to suggest or actually vote for fellow things. my plan was to play the obnoxious angry alcoholic since in real life i’m an obnoxious mildmannered teetotaler. to make it fun i also made myself followed the guideline of having the first two sentences of every post have an exclamation point!
extarbags made a great screaming argument foil.
can we get word on why mag rose was picked? i kept forgetting to ask while a thing.
i voted for john originally cause he was picking out things left and right. but then realized he was untested but we couldn’t get to talk about it in time. still he was a good choice, killing off people who make sense on the other side is never a bad strategy. same goes with lazy: he was tested and he made solid arguments. patrick was pretty good at being lowkey so he was picked next and also he was tested.
i don’t disagree that testing the already tested is a bad strategy, but humans have to do it on more than one person :D . i was getting scared that someone would suggest testing everyone who had just been tested and running the tables.
hats off to hahahabonk for the original thing story intermissions and patrick’s pee one made me laugh. i wrote the jacket one and the “ass-ult on prissy teen 13” one.
i spent quite a while editing my crazy last post, making up triples composed of truth, lie, truth, adding numbers randomly, taking guitar hero song titles to make sentences, and bolding out the message about xpav. hopefully no one spent more than five seconds trying to determine if it was sensical or not.