Nope, you just have to eat it while running photoshop.
Oof. Cinnamon and marshmallow could work, but for me the worse part is that some disastrous idiot thought it was a good idea to marry “fierce” and “peeps.” And then at least one committee and an entire company signed off on that jarring, incoherent nonsense.
There are worse band names than Fierce Peep.
RichVR
2649
When I was a kid I loved Peeps. As I got older I thought that they were sickeningly sweet. But my mother would buy me Peeps every Easter. I just didn’t want to disappoint her so I would accept them and eat one, every year. Right until she passed away.
Man I love peeps. I don’t understand the hate. I suppose it helps if you love marshmallows too.
I could down a whole row of them in a minute.
CraigM
2653
I can not eat the things. Thy just taste sickeningly artificial. And the texture of the sugar on top is extremely off-putting.
I used to love them, but my tolerance for sweet foods has dramatically declined over the years.
RichVR
2655
Exactly. I stopped buying Progresso products and sliced bread because they are so damn sweet.
Nesrie
2656
I can’t drink Sunny D anymore. It’s like liquid sugar. Peeps are just calories that aren’t worth it. Can’t say I hate them but… why?
I tried a sample of that once under the misapprehension it was orange juice. Ugh that stuff is awful.
Telefrog
2658
It somehow tastes sweeter than Kool-Aid which seems impossible.
RichVR
2659
Why are Americans fat? Because they are fed high fructose corn syrup since they were toddlers. Next question?
Nesrie
2660
You’re leaving out the sticks of paper filled with neon colored sugar plus preservatives because sugar as preservative was not enough.
Whoa, I distinctly remember having pixie stix at some point in the last year or two, but I cannot remember where it was or why it happened.
They were delicious, though. My inner ten year old was super happy.
Man, pixie stix blackouts are the worst.
