But it serves three men! And you can win a visit from…Davis?

Retailers must hate that thing. Takes up a ton more shelf space than needed, and has a tendency to roll off of shelves. Seems like it should be frozen or at least refrigerated, since it isn’t dehydrated, canned, or at least vacuum sealed.

It’s frozen. That’s a shelf in a freezer.

The depiction of holding what appears to be a hammock full of garbage food, gripped in two hands, is weird.

Seems pretty spot-on to me.

Only 140 Calories?

140 calories per serving, but five servings. Which still seems awfully low.

7,500 servings per container.

EDIT: WAHHH MY HILARIOUS JOKE WAS RUINED BY ANONYMGEIST!!!

5 servings? But it only serves 3 men?

As if a Real Man could possibly be sated by a single serving…

Boooooooo!

I knew it! There’s no way that would only be 700 calories.

Maybe if the mac and cheese and beef were smeared in a thin layer over a non-recyclable plastic ball?

I’m not sure whether I should be disappointed or relieved!

To me, it just signals a business opportunity.

Boil in the bag meals can be quite nice…

Although, to be fair, when I eat them its not exactly fine dining.

I particularly enjoyed the ones that Benihana made in the 70s/80s.