But what are you if you have exactly 1.4% egg yolk?! A frozen dessert pariah, apparently, who belongs to neither group.

That would be hermaphrodice cream.

I DON’T CARE I WANT IT ALL

YUM ASS

What is the egg yolk content of Chicago style ‘pizza’?

Which button will you use?

Ok people, I just found eggnog at the supermarket.

It’s way early, so the only eggnog was either fake milk products, or what I got, the lactaid eggnog. I’ve heard that lactaid just tastes like normal milk, so I guess it should be fine?

I’m going to freeze it today, and make eggnog ice cream tomorrow.

I think the regular ice cream button, as the investments l ingredients in the egg nog look similar to the ingredients of the ninja ice cream recipes.

I have had lactose free milk, but not Lactaid brand specifically. It did not taste like regular milk, and I found the flavour a little off-putting.

It generally tastes a little sweeter since the lactose is broken down into simple sugars glucose and galactose. But it’s a noticeable change for sure. Almost tastes artificial.

For those interested in the results (they were awesome):

I mean, there’s nothing wrong with rotisserie chicken and all, but I have nothing to add.

Dude, just go on TikTok like the rest of the morons do.

“This is not a party.” Well, that clears it right up.

I saw one of these in the grocery store the other day:

Now, I love nitro beers. I don’t really burp, so drinking lots of bubbles just upsets my stomach after a while. Nitro beers are great for me because they keep me from feeling bloated. But nitro soda doesn’t seem right… It’s just gonna be like flat soda, right?

I had to try it. And honestly, the first gulps are pretty great. It’s got a creamy, velvety texture, which somehow works with the cola flavor. Then I got through the creamy head and into the, uh, meat of the soda, and… Yeah, it’s just flat soda. I poured the rest of it out and lamented spending two dollars on it.

I made the mistake of drinking from the can and yeah it just tastes like flat soda. Apparently you are supposed to “pour it hard” into a glass.

I’m honestly not all that interested in giving it another shot though.

Well, I think the big difference would be the lack of acid… seems like it would taste too sweet, without the carbonic acid element.

So a Pepsi 2 minutes after being opened.

I generally find Little Ceasars to be severely lackluster and bottom-tier, but that Detroit-Style Deep Dish is surprisingly fine.

When did you have it? I thought it was surprisingly fine too (I had it last month), but a few hours later it really did a number on my stomach. I was in a lot of pain. It was like the old Domino’s crust all over in terms of the stomach pain level. That used to do that to me too.

Just now. I saw the ad during the NFL games and decided what the hell. So hopefully I avoid the stomach problems.

I hope you didn’t incept me just now.

So, did you live?