Things you should never, under any circumstances, ingest but are technically food

Right? I love the single slice of swiss cheese in the middle there. Yeah, you’re gonna taste that through the meat amalgam. Sure.

Hahahaha! Oh boy you made me laugh out loud with that comment. Thanks hehehe :)

Who wants a nice tall frosty glass of Peeps?

Now THAT is revolting. That definitely crosses some sort of line. Who wants that?!

It’s not that far off from Orange Julius, and that stuff is delicious.

Outback’s new “Three-point Bloomin’ Onion”

It’s $12.99 has 3,080 calories and is meant for 6 people.

I like the standard blooming onion. Why fuck with that? It’s like the guy at every shitty restaurant menu meeting that suggests ‘everything nachos’ and puts so much shit on the nachos that they crunch up becoming a wet mess at the bottom of the stack.

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My internet is a little slow right now so that Bloomin Onion pic was pixellated for a second before it cleared up.

Would have been more appropriate if it stayed pixellated.

You accidentally got some food in your partially hydrogenated oil there.

I’m going to send it to my Australian friend and ask him “WTF Mate?!”

By the way, this is what it really looks like if you order the Arby’s Meat Mountain.

Scrumdiddlyumptious!

Hello colon my old friend.

I will admit that Arby’s Twitter account is pretty gamer awesome.

You shan’t deter me! (and yea, their awesome Twitter is how I first heard of this meaty monstrosity – from that tweet no less)

Upon closer inspection… Yep, that’s Arby’s meat. Urk.

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