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Nostalgia only works for things that were good in their time; Zima was douche juice back in the day and I am sure that it remains so today.
Now give me a box of Matilda Bay and I am in! We used to each get a box of that stuff and then play quarters until someone ran out. Good (?) times!
EAGLEWOOD CLIFFS, NJ—Describing it as a convenient all-in-one option for consumers in a hurry, Hellmann’s on Thursday unveiled a new meat-on-the-bottom mayo cup. “With a delicious layer of meat in every cup, you can now enjoy your mayonnaise without...
I know, that’s the Onion and not a real food product. But can’t you just see someone doing a mayo-and-meat cup? Maybe at a state fair, deep-fried?
RichVR
July 14, 2017, 2:29am
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Wait. You don’t… I mean… Yeah that would be stupid.
NOPE. The Devil’s Jizz can’t be fixed by a little meat at the bottom.
If you hadn’t mentioned the Onion, I think I would have believed that was real… at least for a little bit.
Do people eat honest-to-goodness mayo (ie not aioli or similar) with meat outside of sandwiches? I mean, I hate mayo anyway, but I can’t say it’s something I’ve seen other people do either.
DeepT
July 14, 2017, 11:33am
1547
The only thing I can think of adding mayo to outside of sandwiches is to tuna salad. Although you usually eat tuna salad in sandwich form, but not always.
People do chips as well. Crazy people, admittedly, but many of them.
Skipper
July 14, 2017, 12:39pm
1549
So we aren’t counting the spicy mayo on a large amount of sushi that people eat? It’s fish, but still. Also, chicken salad, burgers, chicken sandwiches, BLTs, etc.
Then there is a whole host of things it’s added to, namely a TON of different salad dressings.
I said outside of sandwiches.
Tuna or chicken salad. Heck, they have little “lunchable” style kits for it.
RichVR
July 14, 2017, 2:38pm
1552
The wife puts mayo on hamburgers. To be fair, she was born and raised in Seattle. And she likes Miracle Whip. So she really doesn’t know any better.
You guys are strange with your mayo hate.
CraigM
July 14, 2017, 2:52pm
1554
You mean correct, don’t you.
Vile goop, and a flaunting of the Geneva Conventions.
I like mayo on my burgers. Nothing wrong with mayo.
And yet, mostly egg and oil. Two things that we really shouldn’t live without.
RichVR
July 14, 2017, 3:07pm
1557
I actually like mayo. But a burger, if made correctly, is already fatty. I just don’t get adding a fatty condiment to it.
Cheese actually has a flavor
Gendal
July 14, 2017, 3:52pm
1560
So does my roasted garlic mayo.
Not that I would ever argue for mayo over cheese mind you.