Things you should never, under any circumstances, ingest but are technically food

That’s why I prep for every eating challenge by training with one of those 18" dragon dildos.

Pictures or it didn’t happen?

Oh God no, man, what are you thinking!?

OneManOneJar.avi

Yes, one of the unfortunate side effects could best be described as TubGirl.jpg

Um… The food goes in the other end, Armando. But, hey, you do you.

DO YOU EVEN CONTEXT BRO

I’M SHARING A REALLY VULNERABLE SIDE OF MYSELF RIGHT NOW

NO BUT REALLY THE DOCTOR SAYS THE AREA IS EXTREMELY DISTRESSED AND PRONE TO INFECTION.

That warrants a post of this full barfing cup video:

You should be ashamed.

Holy fuck that has me rolling in my office

i don’t know what this is.

Well don’t let any reactions in this thread stop you from educating yourself

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This has been blowing up on Twitter. Talk about a foodie backfire.

I’m sure it tastes fine, but learn how to present food.

Good lord, who took their food pics?

Here’s another:

Um, I’ll take, “World’s Shittiest Kebab,” for $1000, Alex.

Perhaps the budget for a professional fotographer just isn’t there anymore and the author just pulled out his phone for a POV snapshot?

Well given they don’t have the budget for decent sized portions… or those trays are huge.

lolol

Hahahahaha, Awesome.