This is too high-brow

What you say?

Get up.

Like a Sex Machine.

Sic semper tyrannis!


Gotta have a mother for me.




Maceo, blow your horn.

Semper ubi sububi!

Is there a Wudolf the Wednose Weindeer here?

“Wewease Woderwick!”

Mawwiage…Mawwiage is wha wrings us togewwa today

Manet Mansuraque Est

From the I-Can-Play-Too Deptartment:

Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt!


Flexilis sum, gluten es, me resilit, ad te haeret.

Oompa Loompa Doompity Do!

“Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.” --Dave Letterman

I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

“Don’t push me, cause I’m close to the edge
I’m trying not to loose my head HAH HAH HAH
It’s like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder
How I keep from going under” – Grandmaster Flash

My Latin is a little rusty, so here’s some authentic frontier gibberish instead:

No sidewinder, bushwhacking, hornswoggling, cracker-croaker is going to ruin my biscuit cutter!

Pro pleurenectes Hippoglossus.

Carpe Derek: Sieze the Battlecruiser.

Here’s another: I post screenshots, therefore I am