Thomas Frank: What's the Matter with Kansas?

Why? Kansas City is in Missouri!

Some of Kansas City is in Missouri.

Technically Overland Park, since it has one of the best school districts in the country. Hopefully that would help offset all the other state craziness.

Overland Park technically what?

Oh, I just meant I’m moving to Overland Park (suburb of KC and 100% in KS.)

I have visions of Kansas being Mordor these days. Let us know how wrong we are! I hope anyway! :)

If Kansas is Mordor then the KC area is surely its Minas Tirith!

Very good!

Is Alex Smith Faramir in this analogy? Will he meet the hobbits in D.C.?

I’m not sure but I definitely hope that Mahomes is some sort of Gimli-Legolas hybrid.