Threads not showing as already seen?

I logged in this morning from work, after not logging in all weekend (GASP!!! major kid/wife aggro), and it showed me every thread in every forum in boldface. This normally only bolds the threads with new posts since my last login.

Then I logged in again tonight, at home, and it STILL shows me every thread in every forum in boldface.

IS SOMEONE TRYING TO DRIVE ME OUT OF MY MIIIIIIND? CAN ANY OF YOU EVEN HEEEEEEEAR ME?

Okay, everybody stop posting until RepoMan catches up.

-Tom

Seriously. Sheesh.

Just hit the pause button, Tom.

This forum needs save anywhere. Checkpoints are such bullshit.

Bah, if you were a dedicated competitive games forum reader instead of such a hateable savebaby you would simply remember which posts you’ve already read!

Guilty as charged. I’m an amnesiac hateable savebaby forum whiner. KILL ME NOW PLZKTHXBAI