Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt, Available in Various Sizes

ChristienMurawski · May 23, 2009, 10:56pm

As it turns out, Amazon customer reviews make for some great late night reading.

Who knew?

Is there a Wolf T-Shirt Internet Reviewing Meme I don’t know about? This seems to be making the rounds right now, but I also found this thread here, by Jerry Sizzler (rowr!), from last year.

Wild stuff. I did not know that.

-amanpour

“Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do.”

Guido_Jones · May 23, 2009, 11:18pm

Just a lame imitation of the original: http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showthread.php?t=44563

tromik · May 24, 2009, 6:30am

It’s apparently the Internet uniform now.

Acid · May 24, 2009, 8:14am

Tuscan Whole Milk is pretty popular, too.

JonRowe · May 24, 2009, 11:58am

From user “Edgar”

Edgar:

Once upon a mid-day sunny, while I savored Nuts 'N Honey,
With my Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 gal, 128 fl. oz., I swore
As I went on with my lapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the icebox door.
‘Bad condensor, that,’ I muttered, ‘vibrating the icebox door -
Only this, and nothing more.’

Not to sound like a complainer, but, in an inept half-gainer,
I provoked my bowl to tip and spill its contents on the floor.
Stupefied, I came to muddle over that increasing puddle,
Burgeoning deluge of that which I at present do adore -
Snowy Tuscan wholesomeness exclusively produced offshore -
Purg’ed here for evermore.

And the pool so white and silky, filled me with a sense of milky
Ardor of the type fantastic of a loss not known before,
So that now, to still the throbbing of my heart, while gently sobbing,
I retreated, heading straightway for the tempting icebox door -
Heedless of that pitter-patter tapping at the icebox door -
I resolved to have some more.

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
‘This,’ said I, ‘requires an extra dram of milk, my favorite pour.’
To the icebox I aspired, motivated to admire
How its avocado pigment complemented my decor.
Then I grasped its woodgrain handle - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams of Tuscans I had known before
But the light inside was broken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only words there spoken were my whispered words, ‘No more!’
Coke and beer, some ketchup I set eyes on, and an apple core -
Merely this and nothing more.

Back toward the table turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
‘Surely,’ said I, 'surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
‘Tis the wind and nothing more!’

From the window came a stirring, then, with an incessant purring,
Inside stepped a kitten; mannerlessly did she me ignore.
Not the least obeisance made she; not a minute stopped or stayed she;
But, with mien of lord or lady, withdrew to my dining floor -
Pounced upon the pool of Tuscan spreading o’er my dining floor -
Licked, and lapped, and supped some more.

Then this tiny cat beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grand enthusiasm of the countenance she wore,
Toward the mess she showed no pity, 'til I said, ‘Well, hello, kitty!’
Sought she me with pretty eyes that seemed to open some rapport.
So I pleaded, ‘Tell me, tell me what it is that you implore!’
Quoth the kitten, ‘Get some more.’

wildpokerman · May 24, 2009, 12:33pm

Don’t skip the customer images.

jellyfish · May 24, 2009, 1:46pm

Also check out this thread…

with a similarly awesome phenomenon involving reviews of a pen .

PeterGinsberg · May 26, 2009, 1:08pm

The manufacturer response is kind of interesting, in that they gamely play along AND accuse people of engaging in class warfare. All in the same post.

Robert_Sharp · May 26, 2009, 1:31pm

You mean they are playing along BY accusing people of being classist. It’s subtle.

Supersport · May 27, 2009, 9:53am

No one neuters the wolf without losing a hand.

LOL!

Supersport · May 27, 2009, 10:00am

The pics are funny as well…

SlainteMhath · May 27, 2009, 10:16am

I was all set to buy my nine-year-old son one of these as he actually loves wolves and would think it’s the coolest t-shirt ever, an irony I could savor all summer long. Unfortunately (or not depending on your point of view I suppose) they’re out of his size.

unbongwah · May 27, 2009, 12:17pm

WaPo article about the phenomenon (as it were).

flyinj · May 28, 2009, 2:58pm

People who wear tshirts/sweatshirts with wolves on them has been a running joke for a long time… even before the web.

It was a big indicator of someone’s personality. And I don’t mean “badass loner”.

Bad_Neighbor · May 29, 2009, 11:59pm

It now has its own music video.

Dean · May 30, 2009, 8:14am

And the ABC News segment about it.

Love The Mountain owner’s hat.

tromik · August 3, 2009, 7:40pm

Three-wolf-moon-shirt ruined?

Leah_C · August 3, 2009, 7:41pm

Not ruined, it has evolved! http://www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon?=

Supersport · August 3, 2009, 8:26pm

Just ordered it for my wife. She surprised me with the three wolf shirt a few weeks ago.

Thanks for the link.

RyanMichael · August 6, 2009, 11:29am

Let’s make this the awesome T-shirt thread.

HALF THE BATTLE