Second.
That’s a promo photo from the upcoming Dungeons & Dragons movie sequel, btw. Snoop plays a half-orc wiz–oh forget it I don’t know the fucking races or classes.
I can’t believe that people still think Snoop Dogg is cool. I was sick of his shtick so many years ago, but then pile on top of that a bunch of advertising campaigns that would kill the most profound careers: Girls Gone Wild, AOL, a guest appearance in Playmakers wearing a Don’t Do Drugs shirt, and quite a few others, and I can’t look at his face without cracking a smile.
Fo’ Shizzle.
Horny.
Mainstream.
Ironic.
Versatile.
Humorous.
And a creator of his own silly lexicon of catchwords and phrases.
He’s the black Mike Myers. You like Mike Myers, don’t you? Give Snoop a brizzle, Trizzle.
Bizzle Dizzlerizzle
You are my personal hero.
You and Warren Spector that is.
Keep in mind Snoop left the scene for awhile, and came back as Snoop Dogg and is stronger then he was before. He IS a Jedi! Or Jesus.
Also, Snoop hasn’t released a good album since Tha Doggfather, but that doesn’t seem to hurt his popularity.
Let’s not forget he also has his very own hard-core porno series, Doggystyle. That’s some serious street cred right there.
Thos girls all appear to have a ‘masculine’ look… … the ones on the porno , not the olsen twins.
Perhaps you’d prefer the women in Snoop Dogg’s Hustlaz: Diary of a Pimp:
Is that Missy Elliot on the right there? Maybe her thinner sister?
I don’t know, I’ll tell you when I’m done looking at the Asian chick.
Geezus, Gary, can you please link to crap like that instead of posting the images directly? My wife was walking by my office with my baby about 10 seconds after I closed this topic down.
If she’d walked by 10 seconds earlier, I’d have gotten the “WTF are you doing with your online time?” look, and my 17-month old son likely would have gotten hungry.
Not to mention the whole “not safe for work” issue that others have to deal with.
Fair enough my man, I went back and changed those imagizzles to linkizzles.