I need a favor from you bastards. I need songs, videoes, pictures, etc. to cheer a very meloncholy woman up. She likes kittens, puppies, heartwarming stories of “triumph”, Oprah (yes, stfu), babies (be careful of this one since they can depress her), anything you can think of along these lines.
I’ve reached my limit of cheeriness and really need some assistance.
Please, I asked nicely.
Write poetry.
Bam. especially if it contains puppies. Or kitties.
You’ve heard my poetry. It doesn’t work anymore.
Should I be jealous?
Every woman is different. Maybe taking her mind off of things is better. Distraction and humor is key. Rent a romantic comedy for her?
Take her to Marley and Me. Oh, wait…
Flowers. In this case, a bouquet would probably work better than the QT3 version, however.
Of course you should be, Fire. But the hut always awaits you. I finally paid it off with a receipt for a small bag of doritoes from 7-11. The value is soaring as we speak.
Flowers might be able to talk some sense into her aslong as he stops after the first paragraph.
Aiyeee! Adree! What was that?
A lifetime of welfare and face paint spared.
Dead Insane Clown Posse baby.
tragic, horrific, retarded story.
Lolcats
Cute things falling asleep. http://www.cutethingsfallingasleep.org/
If she likes Oprah, a subscription to O magazine? http://www.oprah.com/magazine/omagazine
Flowers.
Cheesy mix CD.
It’s hard to say without knowing why she needs cheering up. Assuming she’s not stuck in a hospital or something, you could go the distraction route. Take her to see a cheesy movie, go to the park and swing on swings, go play mini golf, bowl, etc.
See, I strongly advise against this.
It won’t work. The relief of sadness takes time and it comes from within. All you’re doing is making her feel even worse because she doesn’t want to let you down by letting you down by not being cheered up by your efforts. Just be a normal person, as normal as you’re capable at any rate.
Failing that, nobody can watch Life Is Beautiful and not be inspired…unless they’re Hitler.
Lastly:
babies (be careful of this one since they can depress her)
Like…what? (I don’t want to know, really)
Cute things falling asleep.
Are you fucking serious…I thought I knewthe internet and its limits but “Cute Things Falling Asleep” eluded me.
It’s sent. I hope she finds some happiness.
I’m also sending the “Floating Dog”, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REl64B2oB1U
oldie but goodie, and hopes she doesn’t see the human experiment.
Like, she doesn’t have one and wants to have one. How many women do you know?
Well, there’s an obvious solution to that problem, if you’re willing to step up. Barring physical inability to conceive, of course. And if that’s the core issue, well, that’s an outright incurable source of deep, deep grief that won’t go away. Ever.