Today’s Haiku

#22

Elevator’s stuck.
Suspended between two floors.
Jesus.Who farted?

#23

Boy, that girl is hot.
Broke and ugly - too bad
Hello, my right hand.

#24

A correct haiku
Sings of nature and the world
Not masturbation

#25

Today’s haiku based on nature and an experience I just had.

Nothing quite like it.
Dumped, Stall Three. And no TP.
Scat!! Aah, Logical.

#26

Blood dripping upon
A white carpet, drop by drop
Never white again

#27

Crimson blossoming.
Chihuahua licking its chops.
Exsanguination.

#28

Five pounds of pure death
Large white fangs, no reflection
Undead chihuahua.

#29

Vampire chihuahua
Shivering through the night’s chill
Looking for short prey.

#30

This is now the vampire chihuahua haiku thread. :)

#31

Is Morgan Freeman
The Electric Company’s
Best-loved alumnus?

#32

Morgan Freeman lies
Upon the floor with his dog
Chihuahua death, blood.

#33

Morgan upside down
Ligaments torn, can’t get up
Fifi, baby! Why?

#34

Pint sized terror strikes.
Quicker than a mamba, right …
In the jugular.

#35

Eyes widen both, lo!
madness fills the interwebs
Li’l dog, yip! yip! yip!

#36

What the flipping fuck?
How could I not remember?
Morgan Freeman rocks.

#37

Chihuahua’s last squeak
salsa-stomped by Morgan’s friend
Rita Moreno

#38

But it’s just as well
Better stomped than Bill Cosby’d
Yo no quiero

#40

Baby I

So smooth, babies butt
Perfection yet just began
Diaper full, again!

Baby II

The foul smell of shit
A sure sign of rapid growth
Baby smile, so sweet!

(isnt the game to write these yourself?)