Today’s Haiku


Elevator’s stuck.
Suspended between two floors.
Jesus.Who farted?


Boy, that girl is hot.
Broke and ugly - too bad
Hello, my right hand.


A correct haiku
Sings of nature and the world
Not masturbation


Today’s haiku based on nature and an experience I just had.

Nothing quite like it.
Dumped, Stall Three. And no TP.
Scat!! Aah, Logical.