Tornado outside our house!

What?

Actually, I meant to say, ‘Forget the tornado! Beware the frogs!’

Keep digging that hole, jellyfish.

What are these frog creatures you reference? Some sort of obscure and silly cryptid? Next you’ll warn us about chupacabras.

I think people are referring, friend jellyfish, to the fact that our own beloved jpinard is the caretaker of a healthy bog full of frops. While I can’t speak to whether these lovely creatures were in fact in danger, there certainly were not any “frogs” in the vicinity. In fact, one wonders what such creatures might be, and where you might have acquired such fanciful ideas. “Frog”, indeed. </monocle>

Yeah, when I was growing up, we lived in Shawnee, and the tornadoes tended to follow the path of US-177, which ran about 2 miles west of our house (its a slight valley, and the storms would path right along the valley a lot). We’d go out on the back porch to watch them go by. They really were in some ways a form of entertainment.

Of course, they also tore up a big chunk of the town back in '76 if I recall the year correctly.

And again in '98. Usually they pass by harmlessly enough though.

Keep fucking that frop, jellyfish.

I offer an olive branch of sorts…

I’d forgotten about 98, I was long gone by then. Left in 87 after the B.A.