Tortoise Found,0,1312081.story

Was the owner Bugs Bunny? How did he not find the sucker three feet from his house in the first few days? 17 days? WTF?

Ketchum said he searched daily for Tank, but to no avail.

I guess he forgot to LOOK DOWN.

Obviously the tortoise had the rocket pack equipped shell.

And he will also get what Ketchum called “a special treat” for lunch.

Ah, now I know why the tortoise ran in the first place.

What the hell.

This is news?

Huh? According to the article, the tortoise was found a mile from the owner’s house, not three feet.

TLDR, I guess.