Tree: 2, Cars: 0 (loads of smashy smashy pics)

From a building next to my office. Beautiful sunny day, then BAM. No one was hurt.






Strangely, the Saturn next to the BMW and the Mercedes wasn’t damaged. Must be the plastic.

Clearly we must wipe out all trees before they strike again!

CRASHED!
Into Tree + 0.3s Skid + 0.1s Air + Soft Landing

50 Tree-riffic!

It’s not the plastic.

Even dying trees hate BMWs and their owners.

more trees should be like this one. DESTROY ALL BMWs

So if Tree’s hate BMW’s that means that all tree huggers hate BMW’s too? And does that mean that all people who hate BMW’s are tree huggers?

No, I think it means they have class

I for one welcome our leafy overlords.

My mom did that once. Tree didn’t fall down though, it was much thicker around.

Let the jungle in! w000t

Mike wins.

That’s a pretty nice tree! How much do you think they paid for that beauty? Too bad to see it all screwed up by that crummy car.

I never knew you had such a nice ass, XPav!

I’m behind the camera. That’s a coworker. I’ll pass along the sentiment.

“Hi Tim, I posted a picture with you in it and someone said you had a nice ass.”

It’ll be a great conversation.

And it was a this guy name… Bill.

Erm… I’m probably dense, but did a car actually crash into the tree precipitating this, or did the tree just decide to kamikaze the car?

The reason I ask is the picture of the car’s front end (which is assumably what one would expect would have crashed into the tree given the way it fell) doesn’t show much in the way of crumple zone damage. Implies he either hit the tree softly and it gave up the ghost, or it gave up the ghost and just decided to take out the hunk of metal below it in a rageful fit as it left this mortal coil.

At any rate, after a close call with a dead tree and a wrought iron fence (with me in between) I try not to take vengeful trees for granted any longer.

I’m behind the camera. That’s a coworker. I’ll pass along the sentiment.

“Hi Tim, I posted a picture with you in it and someone said you had a nice ass.”

It’ll be a great conversation.[/quote]HAHA WOOPS I’ll just file this A/S/L autopost I keep handy…

OH WAIT! Who’s the girl in the pink? The 1/4 of her that appears in the picture looks HAWT.

The cars were parked under the tree and the tree limb fell off and crushed the 2 cars.