Skipper
4095
*something something*
“I’d I’d have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those damned Patriots!!!”
Lantz
4096
I fixed that for you ;)
But yeah, Dan Snyder is definitely in the bottom 5 of NFL owners which is a sorry sorry place to be.
Rightbug
4097
It’s all Gordon_Cameron’s fault for making the Peanuts reference!
Anyway, to get our analogies back on topic, Dan Synder is Donald Trump — Evil and incompetent, everything he touches dies.
Redskins fans are soybean farmers that voted for Trump.
The Giants are the eternally crushed hopes and dreams of the American people.
Bill Bellichick is Vladimir Putin — Evil and brilliant, the fact that he keeps winning is clear evidence that the universe is a bleak wasteland, devoid of justice.
I’m not sure where the Bears fit in. Oh yeah, they are China’s soybean market. If the Redskin fans win in spite of Dan Synder, the world has turned upside down.
ESPN is the mainstream media — Consistently terrible and 90% comprised of stupid hot takes.
I guess Tampa Bay is the Ukraine because we don’t have anyone representing the Ukraine yet. So, look for the Ukraine to miss an easy field goal with no time left on the clock. If that happens, Trump may be impeached.
Rock8man
4098
My guess as to where all this will go is that Trump will have made foreign interference the new normal. When all is said and done, we’ll study in the history books how foreign interference used to be illegal until 2016 and subsequent events changed that and in the future all parties use it, from the Republicans and Democrats to the Green Party and Libertarians.
Where’s my subsidy, dammit!
He called it. Not that it’s too difficult when you’re dealing with a simpleton like DJT.
JoshL
4101
Yes, obvs. The justice department is now Trump’s personal law firm.
Pyperkub
4102
It’s Trump’s go to schoolyard insult:
I know you are but what am I?
Quaro
4103
Way too optimistic. They already have a spin playbook for this. “You don’t want World War 3 with Russia do you? Trump saved billions of lives by giving those spies to Putin.”
More progress! Is Mitt growing a pair? Stay tuned.
vyshka
4105
Uh, yeah … no. He’ll be right back to grimace and shoulder shrug.
Time to talk about talking about talking about it. Again.
I feel his pained expression. Still, as small as it was, his comment is more than any of those other shitheads could manage.
Well, I hear his top professional accomplishment is also Hedging…so…
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/ssqu.12729
Results
Results indicate that the debates and videotape release were not statistically significant, but that a letter to Congress released by FBI Director James B. Comey on October 28, 2016, substantially decreased Clinton’s probability of winning the popular vote and simultaneously increased Trump’s probability. Financial market uncertainty is found to have some marginal positive effect on Trump’s probability of winning.
ShivaX
4113
“I find it very troubling that Trump and Barr still refuse to give us the complaint.”
-Mitt Romney, October 5, 2022
No.
In other news, good for the new blood and non-surrender-caucus doing something besides surrendering, maybe.
Fuck the GOP. Fuck the DLC. Fuck the whole ENLIGHTENED CENTRIST meme. They get nothing.