Apologies in advance for being pedantic. There was evidence of MANY links between the Russians and the Trump campaign.

What they did not find was sufficient evidence to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that there was criminal conspiracy between the two. Possibly, they pointed out, because of missing or destroyed evidence.

And if they had they still wouldn’t have said it anyway because of the rule against it.


I don’t see Pompeo cracking.

So now our Secretary of State is also complicit in asking a foreign government to interfere in our election? These people need to go to jail.

Does it make me officially an “old person” that I get the paraphrased allusion there?

I remember when Pompeo was first elected to Congress; his platform was basically “authoritarian moron”. He was one of the ones who really paved the way for Trump.

Then Trump went out and outdid him, to the point that calling him a moron is an insult to morons.

If Trump hadn’t been born rich, he would have ended up managing an Applebee’s or something (at best).

“First against the wall when the revolution comes”
Douglas Adams used it, but it was in British culture before that.

Sigh.

Roy Scheider is very disappointed.

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edit: I can spell! Really!

Yeah, I remember that from The Hitchhiker’s Guide… but was thinking of JAWS (1975?), as @ReptileHouse realized.

I guess it’s sort of a double allusion now that you mention it.

Adams is just the earliest popular thing that most people could find when attempting to figure out the origin of the phrase, but it was definitely used before that in common speech and of course it was used afterwards.

No, he’d still be the dishwasher to this very day.

Used car salesperson, the kind that offers 28% rates.

You give him too much credit. Many dishwashers eventually work their way up the ladder to chef. Shitgibbon would fuck up.

Look, I don’t just pull these shitposts out of my behind.

He’d sell used cars and then end up in court because of lemon laws.

He’d sell time shares.