Trump Spells “Infidelity” with Two Ds

Yes, the mind does have to stretch out for wonder to see what use Cohen might’ve been.

I would just like to disclose that I was hired by AT&T to help the company navigate our complex collection of threads and posts, and provide “insights into understanding the Qt3 administration.”

Donald J. Trump is also one of my clients.

I love how this kind of implies that $144K per year for going to meetings a couple times a week is peanuts.

To be fair, everybody but middle managers hate meetings.

Coincidentally, I too make less than $12,000 a month.

A lot less.

I’m a middle manager, and I hate meetings. We just fake it better.

#notallmiddlemanagers

Where is the “like” button when I need it?!?!

Indeed.

I am so sorry we were caught.

Cohen is obviously a true Renaissance Man, and we’ve just not seen that side of him yet.

In fairness, some of those guys were probably sorry that they hired Michael Cohen right after they hired Michael Cohen and met with him once.

AT&T also today is “parting ways” with their Senior Executive VP of External Affairs and Legislation, who has decided to “retire”.

That’d be the head of AT&T’s DC operation in charge of lobbying the government.

Nobody knew how hard it could be to find a competent failed lawyer that can advise about GAAP and other accounting issues for international clients!

Already posted and discussed.

That’s not even satire.