teehee

Has there been any news about those two streamer idiots in the Capitol yesterday? What are their names? Baked Salmonella and Nick Fuckhead, was it?

These few days have been moving so quickly it’s like you blink and you’ve missed something (usually terrible). In this case - about damned time.

As far as I can find, they’re both free and haven’t been arrested yet.

Respect to the Times of India. I mean some of these puns have just been hanging out there.

I have thrown in a “cucks” but I imagine the Indian readership might not get the reference. I mean the international papers already had to explain Gritty so trying to explain the right wing obsession with being cuckolded is a big ask.

Got a chuckle out of this:

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It’s a valid concern, and I don’t know why we world need new laws. These terrorists broke plenty of existing ones.

At first Cersi not showing up at the sept was brushed off.

Pretty hilarious.

I don’t see any indication that the POTUS acct has been suspended. They simply deleted some tweets he made on his sockpuppet account.

It was temporary, until they deleted Trumps continuation of the same rant there.

but

I’m there.

I’m there too! @ArmandoPenblade for General Desecrator of the Interior.

Ballistic.

In a statement issued by the White House, Trump said he’d been “negotiating with various other sites” while “we also look at the possibilities of building out our own platform in the near future.” But aides did not reveal what plans were in the works. When Trump’s eldest son, Don Jr. offered up a URL to those hoping to keep tabs of his father’s whereabouts, it was a site that had been purchased in 2009 and, in recent years, a place where his books were sold. For those who did sign up, an email was sent, plugging his latest work: “Liberal Privilege”.

There are no plans to immediately emerge from the cocoon either. One White House official said there were internal initial discussions between the White House aides and Trump of doing a “last farewell interview.” But, the official added, “I’m not sure if they’re going to come to fruition,” much to the official’s chagrin.

“I don’t want the lasting impression of this administration to be what happened at the Capitol,” the official said. “We have a lot of accomplishments of this administration that should be highlighted so that we can leave a good final impression.”

Maybe he’ll demand a bunch of guys keep making new accounts for him as they get shut down. “Keep going until they run out of accounts!!”

Accomplishments? They made the rich, richer the poor, poorer and killed half a million people (by the time this is done). Oh, and tried to overthrow the government.

HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bravo Sir, Bravo.