6253

6254

Well, imagine my surprise when I see that they arrested the one black guy in that lineup. I’m sure they made him a priority.

6255

Oh wow. That’s uplifting.

6256

I’m not crying you’re crying.

6257

Probably the easiest guy for the public to identify and report. How many Trumpsters of color could possibly exist?

6258

I think he was also one of the few denied bail too if it’s who I think he is.

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6261

I don’t know how anyone can see these gazillion images and videos and not say this wasn’t a violent crowd. They even killed their own.

6262

Oh, they’ll just say it was an antifa false flag op.

6263

These are the same people who say school shootings simply didn’t happen and that all the families are paid actors.

Their denial knows no bounds.

6264

Wait… is the theory that all of them are that group? I thought this was a mix of those unusually minded people.

6265

i certainly don’t have any data, but my guess is that if you asked most of the people storming the Capitol Building if they believed in any of the crazier conspiracy theories out there, you’d find a dramatic over indexing vs. the rest of the population.

6267

Well they all think the election was stolen which you could get if you believed people on Fox News. The other stuff…

Maybe some of this will come out in the trials as their Social Media activity is scrubbed.

6268

Chudbacca wants everyone to know he’ll sing like a canary (or maybe a sage grouse) if he gets invited to the impeachment trial. I guess he wasn’t “horrendously smitten” with the jail’s organic menu.

6269

chef kiss

6270

Yeah, you definitely want to invite the guy who wanted to murder Congresspeople to testify in front of Congress. Maybe if he wears the Hannibal Lecter suit.

6271

He could offer a damning “Trump told me to do it” defense though.

6272

Which under cross-examination would totally collapse.

“Mr. Horn-Helmet Guy, please describe the way that President Trump specifically told you to ransack the Capitol Building.”

“Well, he didn’t say it with his words, exactly, but we all knew what he meant.”

“So you’re saying that he never actually told you to do anything other than come to Washington DC for a rally?”

“Well, no, not really, but wait, I mean everyone on this internet message board was saying that he was telling us to do it…”

He’s not a good witness.

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