6660

Or, you know, presenting the evidence at the dozens of other court cases before this.

6661

MyPillow has the fabled ‘good stuff’.

6662

This is how grifts and cults work. There’s always going to be a huge reveal at some point in the future. It’s never right now, and when the future becomes now, they just pick a new date.

Keep in mind that what Lindell and Trump World considers “evidence” is a stack of accusations with no actual proof. Someone says “I was at a polling place and I saw two people cart in two big boxes of ballots” and that’s enough for them to count that as “evidence.” This is why every court has thrown out every case.

6663

“Well, I don’t want any to-day , at any rate.”
“You couldn’t have it if you did want it,” the Queen said. “The rule is, jam to-morrow and jam yesterday – but never jam to-day.”
“It must come sometimes to ‘jam to-day’,” Alice objected.
“No, it can’t,” said the Queen. “It’s jam every other day: to-day isn’t any other day, you know.”
“I don’t understand you,” said Alice. “It’s dreadfully confusing!”

6664

He’ll get some extra surprise when he learns that contemptible bullshit statements will NOT work in his favor in a courtroom.

6665

Maybe this court case will finally give Dilbert Adams the chance to reveal his Good Stuff™.

6666

Although this was clear to everyone who isn’t a completely disingenuous asshole.

6667

Testify brother!

I mean, really, testify.

6668

Merrick Garland’s DoJ: not fucking around.

6669

210,000+ public tips

I wonder what the average number of people per insurrectionst that were eager to identify them to the authorities will be.

6670

I wonder which states didn’t send an insurrectionist.

6671

Hawaii, maybe? It’s really far away and pretty blue.

6672

I thought one of the famous ones was from there.

6673

Then I don’t know!

6674

Vermont had a busload (50 or so?) head down, though all of them say they were not part of the insurrection but just there to show support for Trump I guess. I generally believe that, given the nature of GOPers here. But if Vermont had 50, I’m sure most every state has sympathizers, even if they couldn’t swim all the way there.

6675

Yup Proud Boy leader Nichols Ochs is from Honolulu.

6676

Shorter Ron Johnson: Good thing the insurrectionists were white folk!

6677

Yeah, the difference is the insurrectionists may well have murdered him, whereas ‘antifa’ wouldn’t have. But some of ‘antifa’ may have been black. Or not, since ‘antifa’ barely exists.

6678

He’s old enough to remember when antifa & BLM blew up the federal building in Oklahoma City.

6679

Remember when they bombed Pearl Harbor?