It’s Belarus at the end of the day. Their own government is inflicting far worse on them.

And we might get to hear how Evan is a Belarussian prison for sedition, espionage or weapons trafficking within 2 days of wandering the streets trying to buy an AK-47 to “fight the government”.

The guy also claimed to be part of the Orange Revolution on linked in so ….

The synergy between the fields of avalanche control and couture fashion are so profound, one has to wonder why they aren’t combined.

Why, having a Belarus-style government is exactly what the Jan.6th folks wanted.

That’s what the Space Technologies is for.

Exactly.

I’m thinking that, while he’s good for propaganda, eventually he will be out of the limelight. Then what do they do with him?

He’ll break some draconian law and they can just jail or deport him.

Dude invaded Congress, the odds of him not pissing off Belarussian authorities and breaking a law are about nil.

Or in the interest of “better relations” with the US they can send him back or something.

He’s already been arrested for trying to obtain an AK-47 and join anti-govt groups apparently…

He has definitely confused the boundaries between magic, science, fantasy, and reality, but only for himself.

Wait, this story says he claimed to have fallen in quicksand on his trek into Belarus, in addition to facing “vipers” and wild boar.

Lol did he encounter those while trying to traverse the Fire Swamp?

And Rodents of Unusual Sizes

I’m sure this judgement will put the matter to rest and the documents will be handed over post-haste.

Narrator: the documents were not handed over.

They will be handed over shortly, do not be so pessimistic.

Plus this is wonderful sentence.
“But Presidents are not kings, and Plaintiff is not President”

They’re going to wait until the Supreme Court decides, just watch.

This is a surprisingly stiff sentence recommendation, given what they have been offering in these cases.

Another case, this guy just got 3 1/2 years for punching a cop on 1/6.

Look, do what you want to our democracy, just don’t touch a cop!

Something something … thin blue line … something something