Ubisoft's compromising photographs of Jake Gylenhaal continue to pay off

Did he not see Prince of Persia?

This is a companion discussion topic for the original entry at http://www.quartertothree.com/fp/2018/04/19/ubisofts-compromising-photographs-of-jake-gylenhaal-continue-to-pay-off/

Why does Gylenhaal have such a hard-on for this franchise?

Ubisoft probably has a pee tape of him.

I hope the movie has better single-player balance and support than the game.