Not exactly a weather ballon but basically yeah, and that needs to be much more widely known than it is. The Project Mogul crash at Roswell is the patient zero of the alien conspiracy nonsense and it was entirely a US government coverup of a cold war spying program because of course it was. Given a choice between revealing a classified program and pretending it might be aliens, you can expect the latter every time.

It’s hilarious to me that the whole reason they’re looking for flying saucers is because a deflated metallic balloon looked saucer shaped.

Of course, the overwhelming majority of these things are just misunderstood mundane phenomena and optical illusions. Just ask Scott Kelly.

At this point I welcome friggin’ Childhood’s End so fuck it, let’s do this thing.

Except we have several literally documented cases of exactly this happening. From Roswell to Skunkworks plane testing, we have actual known cases of exactly this chain of events happening.

No, we do not.

The BIG difference here being, they are calling our attention to these incidents first, providing footage and details, when nobody was asking. This is nothing like a crashed balloon that a farmer found on his ranch, or a top secret cold war era spy plane seen and reported by civilian pilot.

Here’s the list of complete failures needed for this to be secret American tech:

  1. Test secret tech in an uncontrolled location where many un-authorized people can see it, and in a manner that causes risk to friendly aircraft.
  2. Fail to follow standard procedure and debrief and NDA military personal that saw the tech.
  3. Fail to secure and classify sensor data that displayed secret tech
  4. Release sensor data to the public (just for funsies)
  5. Fail to inform AATIP that what they are investigating is friendly tech, despite them having a liason with the highest security clearance for exactly this purpose, and who inquired about it.
  6. Release more sensor data of secret tech, and confirm it through the pentagon as official footage (for even more funsies)
  7. Fail to inform the UAP task force that what they are about to release to the public contains details of secret tech.
  8. Now claim aliens.

It’s absurd.

Look, six months ago it was all: wait for the report, the truth will come out.

As far as we know, the report seems to say nothing new, nor to offer new information other than indeed some incidents are of some kind of US tests and that in some cases (unclear whether they overlap with the former) weather balloons/other mundane explanations do not hold up.

Which is like saying nothing.

So it seems (will need to wait for the final report) we are back to the videos again as the only talking point with some data attached tom it.

These two lines (out of context) are true. Fortunately no official agency is claiming aliens, only the “true believers” are.

It’s crazy: no matter how many times I inherit money in Nigeria, it never turns out to be true. Never once. Still, I have to keep an open mind, so I keep on responding.

Well, you’re in luck! My uncle, the Prince, unfortunately passed away, but my misfortune is your gain. He left most of his considerable fortune to you, JMJ. If you could just wire me your banking details, including your account numbers and passwords, along with $100 to cover the administrative expenses, as the executor of his will I will expedite the transfer of what seems now to be around $3,000,000 dollars to your bank!

Why don’t the Aliens come over to Europe? We have the Eifeltower, the Colosseum, Notre Dame, Big Ben. What do you want, Aliens? Come over, we have it …

They’re afraid of the lizard people. Duh.

Both of these are covered in scaffolding right now, obviously that’s why.

In France they’re PANs – Phénomène Aérospatial Non identifié – so naturally it’s a completely different set of aliens involved. Instead of flirting with fighter pilots by projecting tiny little dots on their gun cameras, they’re seeking their diplôme de pâtisserie at Le Cordon Bleu. PAN au chocolat, as it were.

And some ignorant people still think the British royal family serves no purpose.

They save those for the invasion, they make great targets for the city-destroying laser.

Good one!

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And socialism.

You mean the OTHER lizard people!

And when you shoot them, you go pan-pan at the PAN. Though I wonder what the French onomatopoeia is for ray guns.

I heard the pentagon is assembling a new task force, they are looking for applicants. Rookies, you could say. Motto “Vigilo, confido”. Who’s in?

This reminds me when someone on this forum did an X-Com game and named all the soldiers after Qt3s, and kept a detailed AAR of every battle.

The casualties mounted quickly amongst the Qt3ers.