Umm... where did I put my pointed ears and phaser?

Your star trek home of the future.

here is an article about the place

Seems a bit high for a 500 square foot apt.

I’m very frightend.

Yeah, he’s tried to sell the place before, but no takers. What this guy should do is take all the installations out and rebuild it somewhere in London. Otherwise, I doubt anyone will ever buy it.