Oh, ok. I thought someone said a couple weeks ago that the back pay didn’t happen automatically. I may have misunderstood.

(I know him and he does.)

And you’re my fact-checkin’ cuz.

Go plead harder, GOPLeader.

Oh, and go fuck yourself, McCarthy.

Oh boy.

Cocaine Mitch’s next step will be to order picketing federal workers to be machine gunned by the National Guard.

Ugh, I am gonna be kind of pissed if there’s a line to shit on Mitch’s grave, cuz trust me, the festering anal torrent I’ll be barely restraining till I waddle over there ain’t gonna wanna wait.

Hah. THAT’S going to play well with the working class

I’ll be in line. Some things are worth waiting for.

Maybe you can FastPass it.

TSA Pre✓

I imagine they’ll provide this service for free.

They passed a bill, last week I think, to make it happen as soon as the govt reopens.

Ahhhh…thank you.

Y’know, I may have been wrong about Mitch…what a statesman!