Valentines Day

I normally hate this Hallmark holiday, but hell… who can say no to this face:

Although, why does he have a bunch of children sitting on his crotch and a smile on his face? :O

Wow, that’s a great card. It’s originally taken from this video, if you didn’t know.

I hate this hallmark holiday, also.

You know that episode of The Office where Ryan and Kelly first get together, and in a side interview Ryan, looking absolutely tortured, says “I hooked up with her on the day before Valentine’s Day”?

Yeah, that’s what happened with me and my current GF. Tomorrow’s our two year anniversary. And then my birthday’s on Saturday. Valentine’s Day kinda just blends in with the whole week-long celebratory schmeer.

I’ve got no problem with it; I never buy anything from Hallmark anyways.

best valentine ever

Heh, I might have to print out Yoda for my four year old nanny kid. He was just telling me how Star Wars is the key to love. Valentine’s Day according to him:

You make a girl love you by giving her flowers and a Star Wars valentine. You make a boy love you by baking him cupcakes and using Jedi mind tricks.

He doesn’t sound that far off.




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  • Alan




The puppy begging for anal is great.

I had to send these on, too hilarious.

This one was inspired by the Yoda one:

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST
LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss 
But I only slept with you, because I was pi$$ed. 
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I thought that I could love no other 
Until, that is, I met your brother. 
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Roses are red, violets are blue, 
sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, 
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. 
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Of loving beauty you float with grace, 
If only you could hide your face. 
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, 
This describes everything you are not. 
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I want to feel your sweet embrace, 
But don't take that paper bag off of your face. 
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -- 
Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 
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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife -- 
Marrying you screwed up my life. 
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I see your face when I am dreaming, 
That's why I always wake up screaming. 
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My love, you take my breath away -- 
What have you stepped in to smell this way? 
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My feelings for you no words can tell, 
Except for maybe "Go To Hell." 
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What inspired this amorous rhyme? -- 
Two parts vodka, one part lime!