Venezuela

It’s not that unusual. The cruise industry has collapsed over the past month. And it’s springtime, usually when the cruise lines begin transiting their cruise ships between northern and southern hemispheres. Those things cost too much to sit idly for 6 months waiting for the weather to turn; they go to where summer is in the world and keep operating for revenue.

I think it’s institutionally embarrassing for a Navy to watch an armed warship SINK to an unarmed cruise ship. This is spearmen-killing-battleships-in-Civilization bad.

The cruise ship wasn’t operating, though. It was idling, empty.

It’s a weird story.

According to the cruise line, it had to stop for some engine work.

Yes, I read that. It’s still a weird story, with lots of missing information.

A thread:

The hilarity is that the Venezuelans are claiming this slow ass massive ship outmaneuvered their tiny ship and sank it.

Apparently the Resolute has an inertia-less drive of some sort and the handling of a small speed boat.

Also they released a shitload of heavily edited audio, which… doesn’t help their case at the end of the day.

I’m not sure what’s so hard to understand about the narrative. Stupid criminals try to steal something, but are undermined by their own incompetence.

Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme.

For all the crap we give our sailors for the recent issues navigating, I’ve seen some amazing stuff from OTHER navies suggesting truly amazing levels of incompetence.

If you had asked me what was next for Venezuela I would never have said cut-rate Bay of Pigs style doomed invasion.


https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/venezuelas-maduro-says-two-americans-captured-in-failed-invasion-attempt/2020/05/04/11630f82-8e6b-11ea-9322-a29e75effc93_story.html

That was an interesting story. There has still not been a good Jagged Alliance game since JA2. I was surprised to see former top Trump bodyguard Keith Schiller on the fringes of the account. He must not be content to sit on his laurels and collect $15k/month from the RNC (as per this old article: https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/21/trumps-ex-bodyguard-makes-15000-a-month-from-a-gop-slush-fund.html). Instead, he’s further monetizing his former access to Trump to offer innuendo and rumors of help, but not actual help or access, like so many of his peers. Good work if you can get it.

Not a rhetorical question exactly, but why does the US want to fuck around with overthrowing the Venezuelan government? What is the national security interest here? Would it just be a matter of us wanting access to their natural resources or what?

I think it’s a combination of American neurosis, triggers, and fantasies, e.g.
Jack Ryan + Socialism! + 3 Letter Agency geniuses + grifters + a little racism

They don’t like Venezuala because of Socialism. They think that it will be easy to over throw because ofJack Ryan novels and racism. They are fractally bad at what they do because they are dumb grifters, plus they are partaking of the CIA/US intelligence agencies long tradition of of absolute failure.

You can’t rationalize it because Trump isn’t rational. Who knows what kind of “win” Sean Hannity or some OANN mouthpiece is whispering in his ear on any given day?

Do we know that the US was involved in this? I mean, it wouldn’t surprise me, but I don’t want to jump to conclusions.

Seems very unlikely this effort had any official US support. But it was not subtle, so likely every security agency on both sides knew what was happening.

Echoes of the Monroe Doctrine when we treated Central and South America as our bailiwick.

Venezuela has the largest known oil reserves in the world, surpassing Saudi Arabia and Russia.

The old boogeyman, socialism.

It’s a non-nuclear state that’s an easy win for a bunch of GOP chickenhawks who want to look tough.

No, not that I was aware of. I don’t know if they’re random yahoos or sanctioned yahoos.

Venezuela’s intel people literally had to pay for some of the bills for them. That’s how inept and compromised they were.